Classifieds

my day in Classified Ads:



Free to good home:

One spoiled Teenager, answers to 'Bonehead'. Strong and healthy, but may play with fire when he's bored. Will include all clothing and virtually every possible toy/game imaginable.





Wanted:

Operator's Manual for recently returned Marine. Does not need to be a complete set, just the volumes dealing with post-deployment reintigration.





Lost:
My mind. If found, please return to.....nevermind, it doesn't matter





(because.....)



Found:
The other half of my heart!